Fail to Fail

Student : Shit...! I flunked my exam :((..! I wont get job..! I m a looser i wont be helpful to my Parents...!


I am a "FAILURE....!"


-The end-
 

If you are the above character or belong to those types.. may be not exaclty..!  But If you had ever felt sorry about losing just one thing in your life and named it a "FAILURE" then this is for you ramblers..!


Let me tell you What is a Failure....!!


-> Just like every 3 kilos flesh with grams of Not-Yet-Started-Working Brain you were pulled out of something, into this world....! Its the first "stepping stone of your success.." I mean its your first Failure...! Yah getting into or entering something without your knowledge & will or interest is utterly a Failure.

-> Seeing things for 3 years as a child and not remembering a bit of them is  a failure.
wait a minute....! may be not so big failure... If no hot girl/boy had kissed you..!! wen u were child.

-> In your 5th class (speaking in terms of before 2000 situation) If you dint had a crush or any knowledge about love.. sorry friend you were a Failure.

-> You have repeated any class of your school..?? being left behind by all your friends and network...? you did it again "Failure"



->Okay the real failure comes now i.e after your 10th class.. I m sure 99% were failures in this..! "You studied Bi.P.C or M.P.C just because your parents wanted to..! dint you...??" You people know this better as u did intermediate in those Narachaitanyas...!


->Okay i will excuse you for all the above failures if u haven't joined Engineering...!But you must have sure did...!

*i m using bold letters only for word Failure *

Skipping the Best or real engineering part 
Reference :http://midsmind.blogspot.com/2009/10/real-engineering.html

=>Here comes Real Failures you should really regret about..!


->Your age is 22 and you are still Virgin..!!? My dear friend this is the biggest failure any human can ever be...! trust me you cant have a worse failure than this..! reading this, you still may not give a big thought about it..! but if u think u r different n if u love to act different too..! then you must not have Failed in this. Sorry if u r one...! n if u r jealous of me...!!


->At the age of 25.. you want to go for a movie in Imax and if you aren't going by CAR.. yeah the "F" word again Failure.


->By 27 you married..!? Ok then asshole you are a Fucking Fairly a Failure


->Age 30..? Still with the same person whom you married..!? 
Ha ha you always failing Moron, enjoy the Failure.

 
->30-40...? Earning money but in the job u dont like...!? I really got a word for you..! the same old word... Failure.

-> You just celebrated your 40th birthday..? And you are still in hunt of money with all those business or job tensions.....!!??
Was it already 3 days you slept with a hot chick..? 
Was it already 2 days since you had a party..? 
Was it already 24 hours you watched a nice movie..?
Was it already 12 hrs you had beer..!?
Was it already 6 hours you had yummy food..?
Was it already 3 hours you smoked a cigarette ...!??


Why do you live 
Mr/Ms.
Soon-to-be-living-your-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain.??


You are a Failure.. and I can give a warranty for next 20 years on a product like you... which will be the same, always failing shit..!


So Just Fail to Fail My dear..!!


P.S:
I just failed in writing this post in the way i wanted it to be. ;)