Hamburger's Suicide Note...!

Hamburger a.k.a Chicken burger....!!
If you say you haven't had one... you are lame, but
If you say you haven't heard about it, its a crime.
Yeah..!!

Hamburger was invented in 1885 in a German city called Hamburg, Hence it was named as Harmburger.
Burger's evolution over a century almost changed human's lifestyle across the world. Once it was variety, now it became a necessity.
Burger flavored itself gradually until 1970's and drastically since then.



For US citizens, initially it was only part of their life & eventually it became part of their blood and even shit....!
The same strategy and the mode was spread around the world.. say by Mcdonalds, Burger king.. Big kahuna burger etcetera....


Burger felt very happy by its reputation rearing day by day over the years..
But now it surprises all of us saying 
"its time...! I should suicide.....!!!!!!!!!!!"


Here is its suicide note..


 " I saw adults drooling at me. I saw kids screaming for me. I traveled most parts of the world, i gave birth to many recipes, I enjoyed the touch and taste of fair gulf girls' bubbly sugared pink lips, I kissed their tongue million trillion times. Whole world along with french, love to give me a french kiss..! ,
I dont define my gender, I am male to females and female to males. I am proud to declare  i am the most celebrated snack ever."


"Its been more than 20 years for me in India.. many were reluctant to me earlier.. they were worried about their health and wealth to have me in their belly...! Now they negotiated with themselves. Initially Indians found me very difficult to eat, either i was big or their mouths were small...! but they still tried to bite small parts of me... In fact i liked this style of eating me whenever a hot 20-22 year old girl has me...


An 20 year old hot girl generally won't be hungry.. she eats me just to savor my taste. First she kisses me then does -something- to me with her tongue.. then she forces me to kiss her... we will have oral sex for a second. And will have it 30-40 times for ecery complet me.
I never asked whether she savors me or not...! But i sure does...!
Everything was yummy and erotic in my life hitherto...! 


~I am now with an 45 year old average hyderabadi uncle.. finished his office work and stopped at bakery unusually, with the same unusual fashion he asked for me.
He got me on his table, and i can see his puzzled face. I can read his flummoxed mind... It was very obvious that its his first time..!! The big question he has is.. "How the hell should i eat this Motherfucker...??" He looked around and guess what..? he is the newton of the situation..!! he figured out an way to eat me...!Oooh Shitt He removed sandwiched chicken(my heart) between the two bread bases..! He took one bread base. Fuck..!! he imagined it as a ROTI....!!! and plucked a part of it and that asshole grabbed some chicken with it... Holy fuck...!
Now he is going to insert the wrecked part of the 
Famous-Novel-Hoagy ME in his "not brushed since 12 hours" mouth... I am not dead yet....! I wish i was....! i cant take this anymore.....! I have never met anyone like this in my 124 years....!! This is it..! I am done.. I m done with this ROTI eaters turned BURGER Murderers... I dont want be chagrined or humiliated by 
anyone anymore.....
I know I am going to miss Sugared pink lips' french kisses... but i dont have a choice... May My Recipe Rest in Peace..!